I don't usually take any of the "10 Reasons why he's the right guy for you" or "12 signs that indicate your best friend is really a foe in disguise" kind of articles too seriously, but I came across one today that gave me something to think, laugh and write about.
Matt Forney, a Chicago-based author, journalist and entrepreneur came up with 5 rather intriguing reasons why you shouldn't date Indian girls.
I'm an Indian girl. Was I humiliated, ashamed or embarrassed?
You wish.
I was amused. I was also driven to hopefully give a piece of my mind and that of several others to those who shared the post in agreement.
So like Matt Forney stated, there's a lot of reasons you aren't suited to date an Indian woman. Going by the same logic as his, and the same format too, here's my version of it:
1. They'd make you look unattractive.
Forget about Aishwarya Rai and every other smoking hot Bollywood actress you've ever seen: the average Indian woman has an hour- glass figure and cascading tresses so dense, they would put the thickest of forests to shame. Sure, not a large percentage of Indian women are fitness conscious but it's safe to say obesity isn't an alarming constant in the country. She doesn't always 'balloon up' as soon as she gets a ring on it but if she does, she finds a way to carry it with grace rather than trying to fit her curves in a ragged pair of skinny jeans. Imagine the horror of being the better half of one of the most thoroughly detailed and beautifully crafted creations of God. No way in hell you can compete with that. Nope, sorry Indian girls!
2. Sex: To each her own!
For a supposed origin of the land of snake charmers, Indian women are shoulder to shoulder and beyond with competitors from the opposite sex. Speaking of sex, you'll find a lot of desi girls with inhibitions regarding it and a lot of women with no hesitation whatsoever. See that's the beauty of diversity: everyone gets to decide how they feel about a certain concept, act or belief regardless of what their religion, gender, nationality or race is. Sex is a choice. Anything that happens before or after it is a choice as well.
Indians have sexually conservative attitudes thanks to the number of sexually transmitted diseases, soiled attitudes of their potential sexual partner and morality. I don't see how any of this connects to their parents or any other individual for that matter.
Also, Indian women would hardly refer to sex as "banged" or having multiple sexual partners as "slutting around", especially since the concept isn't exactly alien to great chunks in the world. Speaks volumes about the morality of the Indian woman, doesn't it? That, as a matter of fact comes from the Indian parent if you must know.
But a headstrong woman with an opinion of her own? That won't go down so well with your ego. Steer clear from Indian women, boys.
3. Social stigmas don't disbalance their confidence.
A number of sitcoms show a brown skinned man with a horrid accent fantasizing about a white girl in the shower and making a fool of himself trying to woo her in every episode. Every Indian woman, on the other hand is portrayed as the docile, helpless Sari-clad woman who cleans the house and waits for her husband to come home and treat her like the doormat she just dusted. Indians however, have learned to laugh at themselves.
They don't all speak like Apu from the Simpsons or get tongue tied at the sight of a gorgeous woman like Raj from The Big Bang Theory.
Indian girls raised in the US never shut up about the glories of India because the rich culture gives them a little too much to talk about. And to those that look at India and only see people shitting on the streets, progressive is a subjective term and your definition of it is different from normal so Indian women? Not really your deal.
4. They're feminists.
I don't see why this was a reason to not date an Indian woman. They've been females all their lives, why wouldn't they be feminists?
Advocating women's rights on grounds of equality of sexes.
Again, tell me one thing wrong with that.
So much for "A man looks for confidence and determination in a woman." When she stands up and buttons down, it threatens the security of your manhood and you start gagging her self respect with pitiful excuse.
And "Indian mothers control their sons with guilt trips and shame which is why so many of them become sackless weaklings and Indian Race Trolls"? On a more serious note, basing your research on Bollywood movies isn't the smartest move. That's the thing about Bollywood movies: they're movies.
Indian girls growing up in America are some of the most privileged people on Earth. Well, why wouldn't they be? They're Indian girls. Feminist Indian girls with the ability to step up and fill in for a man whenever necessary. Ouch.
5. They can be anything you want them to be.
She can be your traditional Indian wife with the maang tikka and chooda.
She can suit up and be the corporate boss they all fear.
She can be the doting mother who sharpens her claws in her spare time to gnaw at anybody who'd dare lift a finger towards her child.
The Indian woman makes the smoothest transformation from the 'Girl from the club' to the 'Academic topper of the year' to 'Matron of tradition in the gorgeous nine yard saree and the nose ring.'
She could be anything you'd want her to be. And everything else you'd never dream of her to be.
The Indian woman is a being of many hues and shades ranging from pleasant to animalistic in a matter of seconds.
Truly, when it comes to girls any ethnicity or race is a better bet than Indians.
You can't tame her and you can't keep up with her. You can't muffle her.
And you sure as hell can't lift a finger at her and expect to walk back with all ten of them still intact.
There's a lot of reasons to not date an Indian girl. But the most important of them all is, she's not your cup of tea. Which is best brewed in an Indian woman's kitchen, in case you didn't know.
Matt Forney, a Chicago-based author, journalist and entrepreneur came up with 5 rather intriguing reasons why you shouldn't date Indian girls.
I'm an Indian girl. Was I humiliated, ashamed or embarrassed?
You wish.
I was amused. I was also driven to hopefully give a piece of my mind and that of several others to those who shared the post in agreement.
So like Matt Forney stated, there's a lot of reasons you aren't suited to date an Indian woman. Going by the same logic as his, and the same format too, here's my version of it:
1. They'd make you look unattractive.
Forget about Aishwarya Rai and every other smoking hot Bollywood actress you've ever seen: the average Indian woman has an hour- glass figure and cascading tresses so dense, they would put the thickest of forests to shame. Sure, not a large percentage of Indian women are fitness conscious but it's safe to say obesity isn't an alarming constant in the country. She doesn't always 'balloon up' as soon as she gets a ring on it but if she does, she finds a way to carry it with grace rather than trying to fit her curves in a ragged pair of skinny jeans. Imagine the horror of being the better half of one of the most thoroughly detailed and beautifully crafted creations of God. No way in hell you can compete with that. Nope, sorry Indian girls!
2. Sex: To each her own!
For a supposed origin of the land of snake charmers, Indian women are shoulder to shoulder and beyond with competitors from the opposite sex. Speaking of sex, you'll find a lot of desi girls with inhibitions regarding it and a lot of women with no hesitation whatsoever. See that's the beauty of diversity: everyone gets to decide how they feel about a certain concept, act or belief regardless of what their religion, gender, nationality or race is. Sex is a choice. Anything that happens before or after it is a choice as well.
Indians have sexually conservative attitudes thanks to the number of sexually transmitted diseases, soiled attitudes of their potential sexual partner and morality. I don't see how any of this connects to their parents or any other individual for that matter.
Also, Indian women would hardly refer to sex as "banged" or having multiple sexual partners as "slutting around", especially since the concept isn't exactly alien to great chunks in the world. Speaks volumes about the morality of the Indian woman, doesn't it? That, as a matter of fact comes from the Indian parent if you must know.
But a headstrong woman with an opinion of her own? That won't go down so well with your ego. Steer clear from Indian women, boys.
3. Social stigmas don't disbalance their confidence.
A number of sitcoms show a brown skinned man with a horrid accent fantasizing about a white girl in the shower and making a fool of himself trying to woo her in every episode. Every Indian woman, on the other hand is portrayed as the docile, helpless Sari-clad woman who cleans the house and waits for her husband to come home and treat her like the doormat she just dusted. Indians however, have learned to laugh at themselves.
They don't all speak like Apu from the Simpsons or get tongue tied at the sight of a gorgeous woman like Raj from The Big Bang Theory.
Indian girls raised in the US never shut up about the glories of India because the rich culture gives them a little too much to talk about. And to those that look at India and only see people shitting on the streets, progressive is a subjective term and your definition of it is different from normal so Indian women? Not really your deal.
4. They're feminists.
I don't see why this was a reason to not date an Indian woman. They've been females all their lives, why wouldn't they be feminists?
Advocating women's rights on grounds of equality of sexes.
Again, tell me one thing wrong with that.
So much for "A man looks for confidence and determination in a woman." When she stands up and buttons down, it threatens the security of your manhood and you start gagging her self respect with pitiful excuse.
And "Indian mothers control their sons with guilt trips and shame which is why so many of them become sackless weaklings and Indian Race Trolls"? On a more serious note, basing your research on Bollywood movies isn't the smartest move. That's the thing about Bollywood movies: they're movies.
Indian girls growing up in America are some of the most privileged people on Earth. Well, why wouldn't they be? They're Indian girls. Feminist Indian girls with the ability to step up and fill in for a man whenever necessary. Ouch.
5. They can be anything you want them to be.
She can be your traditional Indian wife with the maang tikka and chooda.
She can suit up and be the corporate boss they all fear.
She can be the doting mother who sharpens her claws in her spare time to gnaw at anybody who'd dare lift a finger towards her child.
The Indian woman makes the smoothest transformation from the 'Girl from the club' to the 'Academic topper of the year' to 'Matron of tradition in the gorgeous nine yard saree and the nose ring.'
She could be anything you'd want her to be. And everything else you'd never dream of her to be.
The Indian woman is a being of many hues and shades ranging from pleasant to animalistic in a matter of seconds.
Truly, when it comes to girls any ethnicity or race is a better bet than Indians.
You can't tame her and you can't keep up with her. You can't muffle her.
And you sure as hell can't lift a finger at her and expect to walk back with all ten of them still intact.
There's a lot of reasons to not date an Indian girl. But the most important of them all is, she's not your cup of tea. Which is best brewed in an Indian woman's kitchen, in case you didn't know.
